Cold Winter Nights? Not Here - Beauty Addict

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Cold Winter Nights? Not Here

Photobucket - Video and Image HostingYou know I love to pepper my reviews with personal anecdotes, but in this case it's just too much information, Internets. You see, I have acquired some items (yes! beauty related!) from bedroom-goodies emporium Booty Parlor, and you're just going to have to take my word for it when I say that you should whip out your Amex and buy them.

Booty Parlor, the place "where sexy meets fabulous," markets a line of bedroom beauty goodies for the discerning seductress who likes to have her fun, minus (1) the cheese factor, (2) the porn star factor. If you buy your fancy underthings from Agent Provocateur, take pride in your high thread count sheets, and prefer Last Tango in Paris to One Night in Paris, these are for you.

Let's talk a little bit about the Don't Stop Massage Oil. Elegantly packaged in a smooth, minimally adorned orb, its presence on the nightstand won't freak out your guy. It has a light, non-sticky feel, and it smells AMAZING. Instead of plastic vanilla or sickly sweet strawberry, it's a delicious blend of plum, raspberry, jasmine, sandalwood and cedar.

Besides the fact that it makes for an excellent massage, its uses extend beyond the bedroom as well. It's a gorgeous bath oil, and I even use it as body oil post-shower - I can't even tell you how many compliments I've gotten on the scent. This stuff is fabulous. And that, my friends, is where the personal anecdotes end. So snuggle up with your honey and warm up January with a little help from Booty Parlor!

$25 at

(NB, if you're in the office, don't stray from the "Body Treats" section of the website, which is where you'll find the beauty goodies. Resist the urge to click elsewhere! NSFW. Wait 'til you get home for that.)