Here's a picture of British "glamour model" Jordan with her baby boy, from British OK! magazine. Well, whaddaya know, Jordan is actually a really pretty girl (with the exception of her Pat Benatar haircut) underneath all the layers of porn star makeup she usually wears. She's almost unrecognizable here - but the gargantuan boobs and "Hustler Honey" t-shirt clue us in to her true identity.

Yep, when I'm photographed with my newborn one day I'll be sure to dig up my "Wild Girls Raw" t-shirt for the photo op, because nothing says proud new mama like a good smutty slogan.