Here we have Shannyn Sossamon of 40 Days and 40 Nights fame (yes, the silly Josh Hartnett flick). So she's a B-list celeb at best, probably more like C-list, but that won't save her from a good skewering here. What is going on with the star on her cheek? That may have been cute in Haight-Ashbury in 1969, or maybe at a kid's birthday party, but no self-respecting woman in 2005 should be stepping out of the house like this. Then again, Shannyn Sossamon named her son Audio-Science, so I guess we can't expect too much good sense in the cosmetics arena, either.

Photo: Steve Granitz/WireImage.com, 10.19.05