Well, friends, since Christmas Eve was on a Saturday there was no Silly Celebrity Makeup. But now it's time to get back in the swing of things. Here we have Toccara, formerly of America's Next Top Model, sporting bad bangs, overdone eyes, and seriously overlined lips. There are so many things wrong here, I am not even sure what to say without coming across as overly mean. I think "Star Jones Drag Queen Lookalike" should do the trick, though. Yep.