This is just too much, even for me.

The Venexx Perfume Watch holds a tiny sprayer in its bezel so you can stash your favorite perfume for on the go touchups. Since it has to accommodate a storage compartment and an atomizer, the watch itself isn't the most elegant. It's chunky, kind of like a second-rate Technomarine.

I think the creators of this watch have been watching way too much Dick Tracy and Get Smart. Do we really need a perfume watch? Can you imagine whipping that out in the ladies room? Even worse, can you imagine shaking someone's hand and accidentally squirting them with Narciso Rodriguez?