It is time to repent, friends, for the end is surely near.
How do I know this?
The baroness of bling, the goddess of glitz, the woman who bestowed upon us the term "Fabulosity," Kimora Lee Simmons herself, has created a makeup line which will be launched shortly at Sephora.
"KLS" purports to be "Fabulosity in a compact" and promises to get you "down to your inner goddess." No thanks, Kimora. I feel plenty fabulous in my Nars, MAC and Stila. And I don't need any corny, blingy, gold-and-leopard adorned tubes of lip gloss polluting my purse.
I fear that plagues and pestilence will be next. Hide!
Thursday, March 02, 2006
A Sure Sign of the Apocalypse
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