A Sure Sign of the Apocalypse - Beauty Addict

Thursday, March 02, 2006

A Sure Sign of the Apocalypse

It is time to repent, friends, for the end is surely near.

How do I know this?

The baroness of bling, the goddess of glitz, the woman who bestowed upon us the term "Fabulosity," Kimora Lee Simmons herself, has created a makeup line which will be launched shortly at Sephora.

"KLS" purports to be "Fabulosity in a compact" and promises to get you "down to your inner goddess." No thanks, Kimora. I feel plenty fabulous in my Nars, MAC and Stila. And I don't need any corny, blingy, gold-and-leopard adorned tubes of lip gloss polluting my purse.

I fear that plagues and pestilence will be next. Hide!