WHY???

Carine Roitfeld must be taking crazy pills. Really.

Paris Hilton aside, this is an awful photo, and the styling is horrendous. I saw the rest of the photos from the spread and they were quite good; this is by far the worst of the bunch and somehow it ended up on the cover.

So, I'm trying to wrap my mind around three incomprehensible things right now:

1. Paris Hilton is on the cover of French Vogue.

2. The great Mario Testino took this photo and it still came out hideous.

2. Carine Roitfeld, editor-in-chief of said publication, styled Paris for this shoot and is responsible for the underboob.