Ahhh, say it ain't so!

This is the artwork for Paris Hilton's latest fragrance, Can Can, inspired by the girls of the Moulin Rouge. I was hoping this was some Gallery of the Absurd-style joke, but it's for real.

Can you believe this is her fourth fragrance? Seriously, who is buying this stuff? And beyond that, who is proud to have a Paris Hilton fragrance on their vanity? Even if she created the most splendid olfactory delight known to man, I think I'd be forced to decant it into an unmarked bottle lest any snooping houseguests discover the truth.

Can Can officially launches next month. Caveat emptor, that's all I have to say.