Bollocks to the economy! Everyone needs a little escapism, and you can get yours here as I feature the most ridiculously luxurious holiday gift offerings for 2008.

First up on the list is the Bobbi Brown Deluxe Beauty Trunk, exclusive to Neiman Marcus. This gorgeous silver leather train case is packed to the gills with Bobbi Brown favorites and will set you back $2000. Even though I know I don't need a brown lipliner, yet another Navajo shadow (they come in nearly every BB palette!) or a new bottle of Almost Bare, I'm still drooling over the contents of this trunk.

The goods:

• 3 pan palette
• 6 pan palette
• Creamy Concealer Kit in Sand
• Luminous Moisturizing Foundation in Sand
• Foundation Stick in Warm Sand
• Moisturizing Cream Foundation in Warm Sand
• Extra SPF 25 Tinted Moisturizing Balm in Light to Medium
• Eye Shadow in Bone
• Eye Shadow in Heather
• Eye Shadow in Mahogany
• Shimmer Wash Eye Shadow in Rose Gold
• Metallic Eye Shadow in Lavender
• Metallic Eye Shadow in Brown Stone
• Long-Wear Cream Shadow in Bellini
• Long-Wear Cream Shadow in Navajo
• Long-Wear Cream Shadow in Galaxy
• Blush in Tawny
• Blush in Pale Pink
• Bronzing Powder in Light
• Pot Rouge in Pink Raspberry
• Shimmer Brick Compact in Copper Diamond
• Lip Gloss in Buff
• Lip Gloss in Petal
• Shimmer Lip Gloss in Rose Sugar
• Shimmer Lip Gloss in Pink Sugar
• Lip Color in Brown
• Lip Color in Slopes
• Lip Sheer in Rosy
• Creamy Lip Color in Pink Ballet
• Creamy Lip Color in Nectar
• Metallic Lip Color in Pretty Pink
• Metallic Lip Color in Vintage Rose
• Metallic Lip Color in Kir
• Lip Liner in Brown
• Lip Liner in Slopes
• Tinted Lip Balm in Pink Popsicle
• Tinted Lip Balm in Rose Petal
• Long-Wear Gel Eyeliner in Chocolate Shimmer Ink
• Long-Wear Gel Eyeliner in Black
• No Smudge Mascara in Black
• Everything Mascara in Black
• Lash Glamour in Smoke
• Instant Long-Wear Makeup Remover
• Hydrating Eye Cream
• Overnight Cream
• Intensive Skin Supplement
• Almost Bare Fragrance
• Buffing Grains for Face
• Concealer Brush
• Blush Brush
• Face Blender Brush
• Ultra Fine Eye Liner Brush
• Eye Shader Brush
• Bronzer Brush
• Empties