OK, I gave in. I actually spent $50 on a lip plumper, which I admit is bogus and sad (I REALLY need to stop quoting from Wayne's World, it should have been one of me New Year's Resolutions), but yes, I did it. Last weekend I purchased LipFusion XL, and am now in the process of testing it. I will keep you posted on the results, faithful readers. I am anticipating one or more of the following outcomes:

1) nothing
2) a difference noticeable only to me
3) a difference that is actually noticeable to a naked eye other than my own
4) scary fish lips
5) an allergic reaction

Wish me luck!