Yolanda Adams. Should I know her? In any case, her makeup is heinous. Blue dress, ridiculous two-toned hair, and green metallic eyeshadow. Monstrous. I can't even think of anything else to say!







Teri Hatcher. I wish I had an extreme close-up of this so you could see how awesomely bad it is. Well actually, you can just go check it out at The Superficial. But beware. It may not look bad from afar, but when you see that the eyeshadow is bright blue metallic, the lip gloss is muddy, and the hair is reminiscent of a Gorgon, you may be sorry that you clicked.





Fiona Apple. I love Fiona's music and think she is incredibly talented, but she showed up to the Grammys looking like a long lost Olsen twin. This looks like the Rachel Zoe look gone horribly wrong. And would it kill her to smile?







Brooke Hogan. This is Hulk Hogan's daughter. Why is she even at the Grammys? Does she sing? Should I care? And who told her it was a good idea to match your blush and lipstick to your dress? The visible roots add a nice touch, too. This is one classy girl. Yep.