Surely the Apocalypse is at hand! KLS Beauty is now available for your perusal at sephora.com. I cannot believe that Sephora would even carry this.

Kimora Lee (soon to be ex-Simmons) has created a line of makeup so hideously tacky, it looks like it should be sold at the local 99 cents store. Emblazoned with animal prints, clad in blingy metallic gold, and endowed with such inspired names as "Fabulosity Glossamer" (such a cheap rip-off of Chanel Glossimer) and "Kimora's Kiss Kit," the line is as cheap, obnoxious, and over the top as Kimora Lee herself. I would be embarrassed to pull any one of these products from my bag in the presence of friends, or even enemies.

Oh, and how could I forget - one of the shades of her Stick Foundation is called "Finger Lickin' Fudge." How classy!