OK, now it has just become a joke. He's just looking for crazy things to do with his hair. He's taunting us.

I can't even speculate much on the hair products tonight, but I will say this: The boy has done Aunt Jemima a great disservice.

We already know KFC approached Sanjaya with an offer of free KFC bowls for life if he rocked a bowl haircut. Maybe he thought he'd score free pancake syrup if he sported the bandana?