I haven't been posting magazine covers lately, mostly because they've been so boring and monotonous (if I see one more smokey eyed, nude-lippie-wearing, sideswept hair Allure cover, I'll spit).

But Angelina Jolie on the cover of this month's Vanity Fair? Positively stunning. This woman is the definition of BOMBSHELL.

Grab yourself some black liquid liner and a tube of Lancome PS Kiss on eBay (or one of the lippies from Dior's new Impression Cuir collection) and channel your inner Angelina.

Oh, and a push-up bra might help, too. Or, of course, a couple of babies chillin' in your uterus.